Your room asked for this roast.
Upload one photo. Get a brutally funny AI roast of your decor, ready to screenshot and unleash on the group chat.
Your first roast is free. No design taste required.
Roast preview
“This room has the confidence of a penthouse and the lighting of a storage unit.”
Our promise before your room enters the chat
Funny over generic
A roast should mention your room, not sound like a recycled one-liner.
Zero learning curve
One photo in. One polished roast out. No prompt engineering between you and humiliation.
Built to be shared
The output is concise, readable, and ready for screenshots, stories, and chaotic group chats.
Three moves. One casualty.
From camera roll to public reckoning.
RoastMyRoom stays deliberately simple so nothing slows down the joke.
- 01
Upload one room photo
No prompts, measurements, or design questionnaire. Pick the photo that deserves judgment and send it in.
- 02
Get a specific roast
The AI reads the actual room, then turns the questionable layout, decor, and clutter into material.
- 03
Share the damage
Every roast is formatted to screenshot, send to the group chat, or post without an editing detour.
Pick your damage
Free to roast. Pay to remove mercy.
Start with the core joke. Upgrade only when your room—or roommate—deserves more.
Quick Roast
For casual decor accountability
Free
- One room photo
- A personalized AI roast
- Share-ready result
No Mercy
For rooms that need a full intervention
$4 / roast
- A longer, sharper roast
- More room-specific callouts
- Premium share format
- No subscription
Roommate Pack
For settling domestic scores
$9 / pack
- Four premium roasts
- Mix rooms and angles
- Couple and roommate friendly
Before you upload the evidence
Fair questions. Unfair answers.
The room is already guilty
Take the photo. We’ll deliver the verdict.
Get your free roast in minutes and find out what your friends were too polite to say.
Roast my room free